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November 4, 2006 Smarmy Pimp-n-Ho Slutfest
Later Halloween night, the stupid adults appeared on Front Street in Lahaina. Yeah, I was there. What's yer point?
It was exactly what you think it was. I have now seen enough cardboard box "Mammogram" test costumes, plastic penis nose glasses and enough boobs to last
me another year. Well, I could stand a few more boobs, but go ahead and put those plastic penis noses away in the attic again. Please.
Later Halloween night, the stupid adults appeared on Front Street in Lahaina. Yeah, I was there. What's yer point?
It was exactly what you think it was. I have now seen enough cardboard box "Mammogram" test costumes, plastic penis nose glasses and enough boobs to last
me another year. Well, I could stand a few more boobs, but go ahead and put those plastic penis noses away in the attic again. Please.
This one still makes me laugh. I get the couple dressed as
Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife. But there is a third guy in
the shot who does not belong. Can you pick him out? Why, it
is cousin Claude from Keokuk on the far left, who for some
reason thought he belonged in all the pics taken of Dog and
his wife. No one knows why. He just would not go away.
Photogenic young guy and in a nice aloha print shirt....but
why? Someone tried to shoo him out of the shot, but he came
back again. So, there he is.
Hey to Claude. You were there, buddy.
Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife. But there is a third guy in
the shot who does not belong. Can you pick him out? Why, it
is cousin Claude from Keokuk on the far left, who for some
reason thought he belonged in all the pics taken of Dog and
his wife. No one knows why. He just would not go away.
Photogenic young guy and in a nice aloha print shirt....but
why? Someone tried to shoo him out of the shot, but he came
back again. So, there he is.
Hey to Claude. You were there, buddy.
These devil people are not slutty at
my friends from L to R, Pat, Russ
and Don. They did their best to help
me figure out the nuance of another
Halloween in Lahaina. I may have
to return next year for another
chapter in my quest to understand.
For now, I remain baffled.
my friends from L to R, Pat, Russ
and Don. They did their best to help
me figure out the nuance of another
Halloween in Lahaina. I may have
to return next year for another
chapter in my quest to understand.
For now, I remain baffled.
November 1, 2006 Heart Melters
We were in Lahaina, Maui for Halloween and the annual Keiki Parade (children's parade). The Keiki Parade starts at 4:30 p.m. and the kids surpassed all previous
editions that I have seen. That is a significant achievement. Guaranteed to melt the heart of even the most cynical of you stupid adults (that would be me), this is great stuff.
It is the fun that Halloween used to be before adults turned it into a pimp and ho slutfest. See for yourself
We were in Lahaina, Maui for Halloween and the annual Keiki Parade (children's parade). The Keiki Parade starts at 4:30 p.m. and the kids surpassed all previous
editions that I have seen. That is a significant achievement. Guaranteed to melt the heart of even the most cynical of you stupid adults (that would be me), this is great stuff.
It is the fun that Halloween used to be before adults turned it into a pimp and ho slutfest. See for yourself
The nearly naked eyes wide shut woman shot crusties at the French
Maid and her performance. She did not care even a whit.
Check out the extra double-creepy guy in the black shirt who is very
busy not watching the show, but admiring the eyes wide shut lady.
There was way too big a presence of extra double-creepy guys. What
do you mean? I already told you I was there too. What is your point?
Maid and her performance. She did not care even a whit.
Check out the extra double-creepy guy in the black shirt who is very
busy not watching the show, but admiring the eyes wide shut lady.
There was way too big a presence of extra double-creepy guys. What
do you mean? I already told you I was there too. What is your point?
The mobile pole dancing area roved Front Street begging for ladies to entertain the crowd. As in previous
years, some obliged. The nearly topless woman who may have been an extra on the stupid movie "Eyes
Wide Shut" went on stage for a bit then gave way to the French Maid, who was...uh, drunker... and more
pleased about the whole deal than the nearly-naked-movie-extra woman but not quite as naked. She was
enthusiastic, but clothed.
years, some obliged. The nearly topless woman who may have been an extra on the stupid movie "Eyes
Wide Shut" went on stage for a bit then gave way to the French Maid, who was...uh, drunker... and more
pleased about the whole deal than the nearly-naked-movie-extra woman but not quite as naked. She was
enthusiastic, but clothed.
Like most scenes I witnessed, this one is
unexplainable. Who is telling the dirty joke to
who and why is there a drug habit involved?
unexplainable. Who is telling the dirty joke to
who and why is there a drug habit involved?
Salute to orange? Firefighting theme?
No clue here, but she seems pleased to have lit up her own breasts.
No clue here, but she seems pleased to have lit up her own breasts.
November 10, 2006 Quit Yer Bellyachin'
Since it appears from the ratings that most are no longer watching erstwhile morning fluff show host turned first string newswoman Katie Couric on the CBS
Evening News, I will catch you up on the journalistic highlights:
Katie, while interviewing a Marine sniper with a 50 caliber, asked: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
The Marine shrugged and replied: "Recoil."
Clearly the Marine had more training than Katie ever thought necessary. I am only sorry that I didn't see that shiny interview in person, because I don't watch her
either. She makes about $20 million a year. Who deserves it more, Katie or the Marine?
Been working on a writing project this week...just not this one. So you get more photos.
Quit yer bellyachin', they are pretty ones and nobody in them is drunk or naked, so life is good.
Nobody naked? We just lost all the males.
Since it appears from the ratings that most are no longer watching erstwhile morning fluff show host turned first string newswoman Katie Couric on the CBS
Evening News, I will catch you up on the journalistic highlights:
Katie, while interviewing a Marine sniper with a 50 caliber, asked: "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
The Marine shrugged and replied: "Recoil."
Clearly the Marine had more training than Katie ever thought necessary. I am only sorry that I didn't see that shiny interview in person, because I don't watch her
either. She makes about $20 million a year. Who deserves it more, Katie or the Marine?
Been working on a writing project this week...just not this one. So you get more photos.
Quit yer bellyachin', they are pretty ones and nobody in them is drunk or naked, so life is good.
Nobody naked? We just lost all the males.
Maui coast road
Oh, wait. There is Katie responding to my
review of her interview of the Marine.
review of her interview of the Marine.
Maui country church
November 13, 2006 Respect
After 21 years on the Board of Directors of our condos in Maui, our friend Don has decided to retire from Board participation. Don and his
wife, Teresa, have spent an unbelievable amount of time working for the good of everyone who owns or rents a condo in this little corner of
paradise. A large group of us had a surprise dinner party for them last night and it was a joy to be there and be around these fine people.
The sole purpose of the celebration was to honor them. Unquestionably, it is a better place because they are here. What better testimony to
character could there be?
After 21 years on the Board of Directors of our condos in Maui, our friend Don has decided to retire from Board participation. Don and his
wife, Teresa, have spent an unbelievable amount of time working for the good of everyone who owns or rents a condo in this little corner of
paradise. A large group of us had a surprise dinner party for them last night and it was a joy to be there and be around these fine people.
The sole purpose of the celebration was to honor them. Unquestionably, it is a better place because they are here. What better testimony to
character could there be?
Don Teresa
I did not get a shot of everyone because I was too busy feeding my chubby face, but here are some of the rest of
us enjoying great food, wonderful friends, and a terrific celebration.
us enjoying great food, wonderful friends, and a terrific celebration.
We have reached the time of the year when Bunny starts addressing Christmas cards and firing off loud sighs in my direction. The
message is, "could you help?" and "have you written the Christmas letter yet?" No words need be spoken.
The silent answers are "no" and "no."
No more Maui this year. Twice is never enough. But the good news is that we returned to a full-on autumn in Dallas. We don't always get
them but it is spectacular this year. In a couple of weeks, I intend to be shoveling non-Texas snow.
As some of you know, I am not a big fan of jokes and misc. extraneous emails, but, from my friend Kim in Granbury, Texas, I have received
this little gem and it is worth a look if you like to laugh. It is entirely possible that it has been cleaned up for me. Still funny.:
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, number 1, you have to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fullfils his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
