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OLD STUFF

DECEMBER 2007
Night Moves
Ho, Ho, Ho
Youth Being Wasted
Merry Christmas
Watching for the Man

NOVEMBER 2007
Good Turkey To You
Spot of Difficulty
Halloween Gets Even Stupider

OCTOBER 2007
Missy is a Killer
Two Wolves
Volleyball and the South
NYC - Went to Church Today

SEPTEMBER 2007
Pacific Northwest and Back
Three Score and One Year Ago

AUGUST 2007
Miss SC Was So Robbed
Feast of St. Rocco

JULY 2007
Three Shirts
Sorta Thrilling
Skycam
Community

JUNE 2007
Wings
Every Morning is Hunting Season
Howdy Buckaroos from Colorado

MAY 2007
Photos of a Young Girl
More Aloha

APRIL 2007
Hawaiian Monk Seal
Maui - It's Not That Great
South Pacific Magic
Texas Springtime Blues
Text Message ur Friends

MARCH 2007
Plants Spring to Life
Gone Shopping
Spring Back
Dog Days of Spring
My Niece's Wedding

FEBRUARY 2007
Not Me and Me
Drapes That Make Your Hair Hurt
Canadian Readers Could Double
Talk Show Roulette
My Astronaut Love Triangle
Public Speaking Gig

JANUARY 2007
Which Face Shall I Wear Today?
Mountain of Red Hot Liquid
Valentine Hopes
Happy Birthday, brother
This Stuff Finds Me

DECEMBER 2006
Christmas Truce
We Should Book a Ski Vacation
Working on Your Gift
Merry Christmas from the Lucks

NOVEMBER 2006
Christmas Letter Deadline
Respect
Quit Yer Bellyachin'
Smarmy Pimp-n-Ho Slutfest
Heart Melters

OCTOBER 2006
The Great Magnum P.I. Wronged
Multiple Life Sentences
Finally Found My Talent
Indictment Extravaganza Update
www Mission Statement Exam

SEPTEMBER 2006
Bunny Takes Some Killer Photos
Another Hard Drive Failure
Bunny Went to Africa
Photo Toast
Thirty Years Ago

AUGUST 2006
Where Did I Leave My Heart?
Conspiracy Theories
City Greatness
Audio/Visual Giggles
But, It is Rocket Science

JULY 2006
Bunny's Birthday
Spicy Monterrey Club-Gone
Fish Pictures
Water on the Moon
Life Without Computers is good

JUNE 2006
Snotboogers
Pop
Crazy River Dogs
Bunny Hits the Road
Devil Day Survived
fox news Colorado

MAY 2006
Memorial Day
Puttin' on a Nice Spread
Brian at PC House Call
Niece Flown to Iraq
Blackhole in the www
Computer Tribulatioins

APRIL 2006
Author Demands
Words Not Working
Movie Star Finds Work
His Mother's Eyes

MARCH 2006
Bad Voodoo Afoot
Grandma Eva- The Passing of
an Era
More Moving Fun
Academy is Proud to Present
Master Bait and Tackle
Books for Sale

FEBRUARY 2006
Get Moving
Heidi Klum Wearing Just Paint
New Fangled Moving Pictures
California Dreamin'
Old Fat Guy Craving Autofocus
How to Order My Book

JANUARY 2006
Dallas Building Imploded
Self Portrait
Book Cover Revealed
Nation Swept: Best of 2005
Leaving
Frighteningly Unintelligent
Design
Legacy
Infidel Living in a Van Down
by the River

DECEMBER 2005
Gnarly
Powder Days
The Gift Saga Continues
Chronicles of a Gift
Christmas Greetings from the
Lucks
Book Review: "Liquid Bones"
Wishing, Hoping, Begging for
Peace

NOVEMBER 2005
Runaway Jury Doody
Give Thanks for Wrasslin'
Sweet Ride in Paradise
Porn, Brad, Angelina & Naked
Kitties
Notebook Unload: Random but
www Fun
Driveway Paved
New, Improved & Nicer
Costume Frenzy
Indictment Extravaganza

OCTOBER 2005
Travails of Travels With Bunny
My www Welcome
Pass the Butter
Mick, Rhymes With Ick
World's Biggest Hot Dog
hypnotized & mesmerized
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There is not nearly enough cynicism available on the www these days.  I have pounced onto the information superhighway, albeit a little late to the
party.  With so many ahead of me who have actual talent, I intend to stay behind the leaders and draft.  
That puts me in the slipstream and I am not so much here to protect.  I am here to serve, baby.
Amazon.com               Barnes and Noble.com
Booksamillion.com     PublishAmerica.com
December 4, 2007                                      Watching for the Man









Last night we attended the Christmas tree lighting ceremony at Children's Hospital in Dallas.  The only
goal is to make it special for the kids. Children's Hospital utilizes that goal in much of what they do. It is a
worthwhile endeavor and, last night, it was mission accomplished.
December 12, 2007                                     Merry Christmas from the Lucks









When we last left our dashing hero Dad, his wife had returned from Africa while he explored a complicated new hobby - facial hair cultivation.
The young handsome son had returned from a successful four year run at a college degree. He began working in the real world only to find that
it, along with the rest of real life, is really, really hard. So he moved back to Mom and Dad’s house, where groceries seemed to keep showing up
in the refrigerator and the bills never came due. Life was sorta beautiful.

But Mom and Dad kept showing up too. It was, after all, their house. So the pressure on the handsome young son to get his own place finally
got the best of him. The young handsome son did things exactly right. He asked at work if they really did like his work and if the prospects for
further employment were as rosy as they seemed.  The handsome young son received management’s most emphatic assurance that all was
well, they loved him and his work. In fact, they insisted that he should feel extremely comfortable signing a long-term lease on his new
apartment. So he did. Two months later, the employer of the young, handsome son lost their largest client. Management sought to cure the
resulting financial ills by laying-off a gaggle of the least highly paid employees. You didn’t expect them to lay themselves off, did you? Yep, that
included the son who then had a spanking new apartment, a long-term lease and zero income. Welcome to life. Yessir…2007 was in full swing
and promised to become an enormous woven tapestry of maximum-wheels-off-crazy.

Rather than accept his fated financial woes resulting in a diet of starchy carbs, weight gain and bad skin, inevitably leading to a new job as an
overweight band teacher in an inner city middle school, the handsome, young son decided to forge ahead into the realm of financial planning.  
That is – formulating other peoples’ financial plans and then executing them…the plans, not the people. The handsome, young son was, after
all, riding an enormous wave of an exemplary financial plan of his own. The dashing hero Dad viewed such a foray akin to appointing Paulie
Walnuts to the State Gaming Commission…any State Gaming Commission. However, Dad recognized his place in the corner of the nearest
room and quietly continued growing facial hair for no apparent purpose whatsoever. Dad did discover that it was possible to learn photography
and grow facial hair at the same time. So he did.
You can see my photographs online here:          
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Mostly it is just shots of puppies, kittens, sunsets and babies wearing giant, stupid sunglasses.
Enjoy.

Meanwhile, the wife’s travels continued unabated. Colorado, Hawaii, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Victoria, Vancouver, New York…oh, how
her travels continued. Dad did accompany her on most trips, but only whenever she would prod my back fat and make me.

All my medical woes for the year were normal. Most were self-medicated with Milky Way and Heath Bars. It has reached the point where my poor
body image and extra double low self esteem has become simply good common sense.

Cheri’s father continues to battle cancer. Keep him in your good thoughts. Cheri is doing very well. Evan is actually terrific. We will all be in
Colorado for Christmas.

Although I started another story some time ago, I have not been writing. There is no second book about to happen. Read the first book again.
Give them as gifts to everyone you know. Otherwise, I might have to become the overweight band teacher in my next career. The good news is
that I got a head start on the overweight thing.

Merry Christmas with love from the Lucks
December 22, 2007                       An Action Shot of Youth Being Wasted on the Young
















I have been working with my scanner to try and repair some old, favorite shots I took in a previous life. We made many trips from
Denver to Lake Powell over the years.  In the desert surrounding Lake Powell, we sometimes would document our fun utilizing the
timer on my old AE-1.  I often used the boat as my tripod for such shots. I would not have dreamed of hauling a tripod around at that
time. From l to r, we have Fast Eddie, the delectable Mrs e, sweet Punkin and some spare, pasty bodybuilder in poozzypurple pants.

Okay, that one is me.

Early 1980s. We probably had the BeeGees playing in the background...or a little Barry White,
possibly Rick James a hollerin' "Give It To Me, Baby".

None of us can even remember our twenties.

Nice light, though.
December 25, 2007                                                            Ho, Ho, Ho

It is a white Christmas in  Steamboat.
December 29, 2007                                                     Night Moves

When I was a young man and I went to the golf course, it always seemed as if
there was either a) a really fat guy or b) a really fat, old guy that they sent out to
play with me. Invariably, they were really, really good players. It was not a brain
buster to see that I was really, really bad at golf. It always pissed me off that these
fat, old guys were really good at golf. It could be that they only sent out the handful
of old, fat, good guys to play with me to keep me from playing more. I have torn up
a golf course or two in my time. Now, I am the really fat, old guy but I ain’t beating
anybody at golf.

I am still a pretty good snow skier. I can negotiate the black diamonds with a
little style, but would rather not. My back protests the bumps now, seemingly
before I even glance down a slope covered with deep moguls. I never really
loved the bumps, but when you are young, you have to pretend to love them.
You have to. There is some kind of ordinance or some such. It includes provisions compelling anyone under 21 to yell “Woot”,
“Stoked” or “Gnarly” as they head into the bumps. One advantage of being old is that you don’t have to pretend to love anything.
So awesome. Bumps suck. Golf sucks.  

Skiing does not suck because now I am the old, fat guy that pisses off the young mediocre guy. Life is good. Preferably, the sun is
shining on the morning of a day that I go skiing, right after a big powder dump all night before I show up. Truthfully, I can enjoy a
groomed slope now, while I did not as a younger man. What you cannot see until you are old is that grooming keeps old, brittle bones
from spontaneously snapping in two. It is so hard to be smart when you are young.  I am beginning to think that being smart may be
impossible for a young man. There is plenty of evidence. Actually, you are not really allowed to even act smart when you are young.
Just know that if the kids tell you that they love the bumps and the double black diamond slopes, they lie. That is all there is to it.

I have been downhill skiing for just over forty years. Yeah, a long time. But I have not blown the family fortune on ski outfits. Still use the
same crap I used in high school….and, I just simply don’t care. Duct tape has amazing powers. I love being old. It is still fun to ski but
once you have done something about ten thousand times, the shine is a little worn off that penny.

The first skis that I ever owned were wooden and my boots were leather and laced up. And the dinosaurs did not like snow. I bought
those skis at Target with money I earned because my parents would not buy them for me. They felt that skiing was too expensive and I
might get hurt. They were right on both counts. A few ski seasons after buying them, I broke the tip off one ski up near the top of Vail. It
took a while to figure out how to get down with only one ski. Ended up sitting down on the back of the good ski and tucking the busted
ski under one arm. It was tricky and I crashed a lot. I was more flexible then. We will never know why I held onto the broken ski. There
is no repairing a ski that snapped into multiple pieces. My memory of that day is good. Sometimes it is better not to be smart. I rented
some more skis for about four dollars at the bottom and made it a day.

I did some rough math. I have been skiing on something more than 400 days and probably less than 500 days in my lifetime. The
most I ever went during a season was 30 days and I did that a couple of times. That is a lot of skiing to me. It is if you hope to do
anything else during the winter. There were some years that I did not ski at all. Baseball coaches do not like snow skiing. Snow skiers
sometimes hurt body parts that are crucial to being able to play baseball. I had a couple of coaches that demanded their players not
participate in skiing. That means if they catch you skiing, then you don’t play. I always complied with their requests.  I still wish I could
play baseball and would give up skiing today to do so. I will wish for that until I am gone.

I can remember when Keystone Ski Area put up some lights and advertised that you could ski at night. Lake Eldora, Colorado had
already done it for years, but Keystone was a bigger resort than Eldora in the 1970s. Somehow, when Keystone did it, it became a little
more legitimate. I have been skiing under the lights five or six times total. I never much cared for it. The light is all funky. No matter how
good the lights are, I just never much cared for it. Here is something for you to remember: It is cold at night in the mountains. There is
no chance the sun will warm you at night. If you pause on the top of the mountain to admire the view…uh, there is no view. It is dark. If
you gaze up to the heavens to warm your face in the sun…uh, there is no sun. It is night time.

Snow always melts a little during the day
from radiant heat of the sun. That is true
regardless of the air temperature. Guess
what the snow does at night? Yep. Freezes.
So, the light is funky and the snow is funky.
That is a little too much funky for my old, fat
guy taste.

The best part of skiing at night is that the
crowds are non-existent. If you work all day
and love to ski, it is an option in some places.
Night skiing is just a little weird to me. So,
I thought I might take a picture or two here
in Steamboat Springs so you could see it
done at night. Maybe it will look weird to you too.
If so, I recommend picking a sunny day after a
big snow and stick to the easier slopes. You will
enjoy it more. Follow that recipe and you might
see me out there too. I do still enjoy it and
especially when the sun is shining and there
are “Wooting, stoked” teens to piss off.