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Evan is the man.
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OLD STUFF
APRIL 2007
Hawaiian Monk Seal
Maui - It's Not That Great
South Pacific Magic
Texas Springtime Blues
Text Message ur Friends
MARCH 2007
Plants Spring to Life
Gone Shopping
Spring Back
Dog Days of Spring
My Niece's Wedding
FEBRUARY 2007
Not Me and Me
Drapes That Make Your Hair Hurt
Canadian Readers Could Double
Talk Show Roulette
My Astronaut Love Triangle
Public Speaking Gig
JANUARY 2007
Which Face Shall I Wear Today?
Mountain of Red Hot Liquid
Valentine Hopes
Happy Birthday, brother
This Stuff Finds Me
DECEMBER 2006
Christmas Truce
We Should Book a Ski Vacation
Working on Your Gift
Merry Christmas from the Lucks
NOVEMBER 2006
Christmas Letter Deadline
Respect
Quit Yer Bellyachin'
Smarmy Pimp-n-Ho Slutfest
Heart Melters
OCTOBER 2006
The Great Magnum P.I. Wronged
Multiple Life Sentences
Finally Found My Talent
Indictment Extravaganza Update
www Mission Statement Exam
SEPTEMBER 2006
Bunny Takes Some Killer Photos
Another Hard Drive Failure
Bunny Went to Africa
Photo Toast
Thirty Years Ago
AUGUST 2006
Where Did I Leave My Heart?
Conspiracy Theories
City Greatness
Audio/Visual Giggles
But, It is Rocket Science
JULY 2006
Bunny's Birthday
Spicy Monterrey Club-Gone
Fish Pictures
Water on the Moon
Life Without Computers is good
JUNE 2006
Snotboogers
Pop
Crazy River Dogs
Bunny Hits the Road
Devil Day Survived
fox news Colorado
MAY 2006
Memorial Day
Puttin' on a Nice Spread
Brian at PC House Call
Niece Flown to Iraq
Blackhole in the www
Computer Tribulatioins
APRIL 2006
Author Demands
Words Not Working
Movie Star Finds Work
His Mother's Eyes
MARCH 2006
Bad Voodoo Afoot
Grandma Eva- The Passing of
an Era
More Moving Fun
Academy is Proud to Present
Master Bait and Tackle
Books for Sale
FEBRUARY 2006
Get Moving
Heidi Klum Wearing Just Paint
New Fangled Moving Pictures
California Dreamin'
Old Fat Guy Craving Autofocus
How to Order My Book
JANUARY 2006
Dallas Building Imploded
Self Portrait
Book Cover Revealed
Nation Swept: Best of 2005
Leaving
Frighteningly Unintelligent
Design
Legacy
Infidel Living in a Van Down
by the River
DECEMBER 2005
Gnarly
Powder Days
The Gift Saga Continues
Chronicles of a Gift
Christmas Greetings from the
Lucks
Book Review: "Liquid Bones"
Wishing, Hoping, Begging for
Peace
NOVEMBER 2005
Runaway Jury Doody
Give Thanks for Wrasslin'
Sweet Ride in Paradise
Porn, Brad, Angelina & Naked
Kitties
Notebook Unload: Random but
www Fun
Driveway Paved
New, Improved & Nicer
Costume Frenzy
Indictment Extravaganza
OCTOBER 2005
Travails of Travels With Bunny
My www Welcome
Pass the Butter
Mick, Rhymes With Ick
World's Biggest Hot Dog
hypnotized & mesmerized
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There is not nearly enough cynicism available on the www these days. I have pounced onto the information superhighway, albeit a
little late to the party. With so many ahead of me who have actual talent, I intend to stay behind the leaders and draft.
That puts me in the slipstream and I am not so much here to protect. I am here to serve, baby.
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April 3, 2007 ONE LEGGED WOMEN ARE DANCING ON TV -
TE*XT <ES$ASSGE UR FRIE@NDS
I have no shame in admitting that I have text messaged and it is nothing to fear unless you fear being totally annoyed.
When my wife went to Africa last fall, we realized there were places she would be where cell phones would not operate. Strategic texting became a way to communicate in
staccato bursts of love and adoration.
how r u?
i r fine.
get ur butt home.
gotta go bi.
I had never texted before.
I have never texted since.
I am hoping to completely avoid it in my waning years.
Here is a fine exchange we had while she was gone. It took me roughly 55 minutes to enter one message, so this exchange took about two hours of peck typing on pinhead
sized keys that made my thumbs seem like brontosaurus hooves:
From me: All good here. Son has new job. He moved back home. Our home. His stuff everywhere. When u home?
From Bunny: Arrived resort hotel in Tanzania. We have a butler here. Elephants and zebra wander the grounds. Lovely.
From me: Ok. When u home?
From Bunny: Butler brought tea and turned down bed.
From me: If son changes jobs again, we will turn him into our butler. When u home?
In talking to my son and his friends who are active in the text messaging world, the above exchange would be scoffed at as being way too substantive in content and should
have been executed in voice format. Helpful advice. Will keep that in mind while I LOL.
Apparently, texting is for messages with meaning in the range of “little to none.” Of primary focus would be things you might NOT say out loud in class or in meetings. A goal for
texting might be to crack up the recipient when they read it to cause embarrassment in whatever setting they are in. Examples? More acceptable messages would be like:
call asap (this message texted on a phone???)
B’s hot mohawk rules
T is a whoredog.
R u horny?
I R horny.
Meet at 3. Bring beer 4 me.
U Bite me
And another thing.
While I am thinking about it, I do not go for perfume in the iced tea. Give me regular iced tea. Give everyone regular iced tea. If you ladies want some raspberry tea, peach tea,
lemon tea, banana tea, mango tea, rose petal tea, Eau de Temps’ tea, or any other kind of girlie tea…order it on the side and spatula into your glass to your hearts’ content.
When I go in the restaurant and order iced tea and they say, “We only have sweet kumquat tea, will that be alright?”, the answer is an unhesitant and unrepentant “NO.”
Heretofore, said emphatic “no” will be followed by me storming out in a huff before ordering. We cannot let this absurd trend take root. We can address the banning of all
quiche dishes at a later date.
While I am getting all random on your ass (as the kids say), don’t bring me any of those novelty condiments of any kind either. No chutney in the mayo, no mintleaves in the
mustard and no dill in anything at all. Keep your dill to yourself. Bring the French’s mustard, the Miracle Whip mayo and there is only one brand of ketchup…HEINZ. No other
ketchup need exist. Don’t be offering up any Costco Kustom Deluxe Ketchup from a 55 gallon drum. Heinz or nada.
That ought to do it for today kids.
April 8, 2007
Texas Springtime Blues
I lived in Texas for most of my life and have
never seen a more beautiful year for the
bluebonnets. They only bloom for a very short
time in the Spring. All these photos were taken
about 25 miles south of downtown Dallas.
April 14, 2007
South Pacific Magic
Maui, Hawaii sunset Yep...I am gone.
April 22, 2007 Maui - It's Not That Great
April 24, 2007 Hawaiian Monk Seal
It is unusual to get to see this animal. They are endangered and there are simply not many left. This first shot just
shows his cute face, but PAY ATTENTION HERE!! The other seven shots below show this Monk seal hunting and
killing an eel.
I do not think they are gross pics, but some people might. My brother says that he has seen Anna Nicole on drugs
and that is much worse than this. Nevertheless...
DO NOT look at the shots below if you think it will upset you. To this animal, it was just lunch.
It is extremely rare to see this. We were very fortunate today. You can read about these amazing animals here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_Monk_Seal
